What you see above is the bum of Lena Dunham. She wrote on Instagram yesterday: “My dog bit me on the ass and Jemima Kirke…
The Smallest Penis Pageant Just Got Even Classier
Debating whether to enter the Smallest Penis in Brooklyn Pageant? The folks at Kings County want to harden your resolve. In addition to the $300…
Good Heavens! This Guy Stole a Hell of a Lot of Money From a Church, Police Say
The man in the video above broke into an East Village church this past Sunday and absconded with $11,000 cash, police say.
At His Record Release, Lee Fields Will Put Some ‘Healthy Stuff in Your Mind’
Lee Fields brings a certain versatility to the genre of soul that’s been lost in the deluge of modern R&B and hip-hop. The song “Faithful…
Premiere: Fever High’s ‘All Work’ May Be the Beach Song of the Summer
In the video for “All Work,” the latest release by Williamsburg-based band Fever High, vocalists Anna Nordeen and Leah Cary frolic around Costa Rica in…
Desi Shack, Liquiteria Will Open On Fourth Avenue Next Week
Desi Shack and Liquiteria are opening next week on the corner of East 13th Street and Fourth Avenue — right next to another mini chain,…
Pig Out at These Primo Porkfests
As we enter high hog season, some of the city’s biggest barbecue bashes have just unveiled their lineups. Waddle over to these fests and feasts…
7 Local and Not-So-Local Ones to Catch at the Brooklyn Film Festival
“Brooklyn is exploding right now,” says Nathan Kensinger, and he should know. For months, the documentary filmmaker and photographer has been working hard on the lineup…
East Village Hacker Gets Time Served; Dairy Queen Opens Today
Per his sentencing yesterday, the East Village former hacker known as “Sabu” will be under probation for a year but will not face additional jail…
Phrosties May Be Phucked, So Slurp From These Mustachioed Mason Jars
During our epic taste-test of Phrosties, one of our guinea pigs told the world to “try this psycho juice while it’s still ‘legal.’” How prescient!…