Next Thursday, 5/14, 7:30pm
$3 entry, jackpot to the looker that kills
Free drink to the 1st 10 contestants!
Will glitter eyeshadow be allowed? creepy eyeball eyelid tattoos? Trance-inducing Google Glass apps? Buscemi eyes? Who the heck knows. Just enter the damn thing and see if you can climb the stare-way to heaven.