Give em your best Black Hole Sun.

Give em your best Black Hole Sun.

The Diamond is always one for quirky events (remember Lena Dunham trivia?) but this one made us do a double take. Try to read this without your eyes popping out of your head.

Staring Contest
Next Thursday, 5/14, 7:30pm
$3 entry, jackpot to the looker that kills
Free drink to the 1st 10 contestants!

Will glitter eyeshadow be allowed? creepy eyeball eyelid tattoos? Trance-inducing Google Glass apps? Buscemi eyes? Who the heck knows. Just enter the damn thing and see if you can climb the stare-way to heaven.