OMG. When we dorked out about spotting that gentrification graffiti from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, we had no idea we’d actually get to meet Tituss Burgess, aka Titus Andromedon. But here is, coming to Bowery & Vine to sign bottles of his new wine, Pinot by Tituss Burgess. Wait a minute, they didn’t call it Peeno Noir?? What’s more, a description of the 2014 Santa Barbara County pinot doesn’t even say whether it goes with caviar, Myanmar, mid-sized car. Or whether it’s available at your local leather bar.

I guess you can ask Tituss about all this when you see him. And yes, he will be performing– presumably not as a geisha, so you can save your protesting for later. Also, do not confuse Tituss Burgess with Hannibal Buress.

Feb. 11, 7pm, at Bowery & Vine, 269 Bowery, nr. Houston; free.