The author of “The Five Guys You Will Fuck at NYU” insists her list is “unfortunate but true.” [NYU Local]
Meet the woman who keeps dozens of turtles in her Williamsburg apartment. [Brooklyn Eagle]
Verizon’s “Can You Hear Me Now” guy, Paul Marcarelli, has put his Williamsburg pad up for $1.65 million. [LLNYC]
The city is getting more protected bike lanes, medians, and other safety measures as part of Vision Zero. [DNAinfo]
You can now rent space in a historic Greenpoint church. Mickey Rourke checked the place out when it was going for over $7 million. [Brooklyn Eagle]
A 16-year-old Greenpoint high schooler was arrested after allegedly raping and choking his girlfriend at her East Williamsburg home. [DNAinfo]
The 14th Street location of Mimi’s Hummus has closed. [EV Grieve]
Should government start treating arts organizations and DIY venues with a little more respect? [Observer]