Tourists, the hanging chairs at The Johnsons await!

Tourists, the hanging chairs at The Johnsons await!

Greenpoint residents were gripped with Lou Reed-style waves of fear when the neighborhood was recently deemed the nation’s best for millennials, and now Bushwick has been hit with a similar hype bomb. Two of them, in fact.

Gothamist has unleashed A Food And Drink Tour Of Bushwick’s ‘Jefftown’ and the AP has dropped an article letting everyone and (more distressingly) their mother know there’s “Street Art and Trendy Cafes in Bushwick, Brooklyn.”

The AP article notes, “Where the hipsters of New York City go, tourists are sure to follow. So for out-of-towners willing to explore Bushwick, take the L subway line to Jefferson Street and start wandering.” Oh, boy. Get ready for more Germans with Abercrombie bags.

Here’s a breakdown of how many times these words appear in the pieces:

Hipster
AP: 4
Gothamist: 1

Kale
AP: 2
Gothamist: 5

Foodie
AP: 1
Gothamist: 0

Cockhorse
AP: 1
Gothamist: 0