(Photo: Daniel Maurer)

(Photo: Daniel Maurer)

Sometimes you wake up in desperate need of coffee, turn to Seamless to see if Tompkins Square Bagels will deliver a cappuccino, and then you discover: the mac and cheese bagel. It’s a special on the menu today, it looks like the above, it’s $5.95, and it’s pretty much the most carbs you can deliver to your stomach in two minutes time.

Yes, the bagel is scooped to allow for macaroni placement, but that doesn’t mean you can eat this by hand — unless you want cheese sauce in your beard. (Note: you can “add bacon on top for an extra dollar and an extra kick.”) We’re just going to pretend this never happened and look forward to lunch (a ramen burger, natch).