Spend Your 4/20 With Bottomless Tots, Cheeto Baos, and The Dude

Tomorrow is 4/20 and although B+B of course does not condone the use of (for some reason still) illegal substances, we thought it only right to share some events one might be interested in if they were to indulge.

The Return of the Cheeto Bao
Baohaus

Baohaus is coming back with the Cheeto fried chicken bao to solve possible Thursday peckishness. This is Eddie Huang’s ode to the high life: a Taiwanese steamed bread (bao) sandwich with Cheeto-crusted fried chicken wedged inside. The baos are cheap but you only get two per order, so you may want to add an order of Chairman Bao and bask in the glory of pork belly.

Bottomless Tots
12p.m. – 7 p.m. Professor Thom’s, $10 for 2hrs of Bottomless Tots

After you’ve chowed down at Bauhaus, stroll over to Professor Thom’s. They’re screening some favorites from the 4/20 canon including Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Dazed and Confused, and Dude, Where’s My Car. More importantly, the bar is offering “bottomless tater tots.” For just $10 you can indulge in two hours of non-stop fried potato and for $20 you can upgrade to tots that are “fully loaded” with bacon, scallions, sour cream and cheese. So, eat your weight in tots and then, when you’re more potato than human, rest your weary head on a greasy pillow of tots… cuz, why not?

THURSDAY 4-20 join us as we bliss out on high vibes in honor of queen Mary Jane @dustyrosevintage. Satisfy your munchies at Haute Chocolate’s savory and sweet snack bar and bliss out on some retail therapy from Brooklyn premier fem domm makers and artist @amelia_bklyn @demedemedeme @oddlyweirdshop @caitlinrosesweet @toughtimespress. Join us and spread love the Brooklyn way!! ✨✨#greenpoint #madeinbrooklyn #shoplocal

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 Vintage Popup
7 p.m. – 10 p.m. Dusty Rose Vintage Pop up in Greenpoint

If you’re ill-prepared to celebrate through the evening, this popup market should solve all your needs. Buy some ceramic smoking vessels from Amelia BK, some appropriate patches from Oddly Weird, some bodily pipes from Caitlin Rose Sweet and some Haute Chocolate. In addition Thinx will have a selection of panties with stoner theme prints by Kingsland Printing and there will be live airbrushing by request.

The Big Lebowski Screening
7:30 p.m. City Cinemas $10

Sometimes the best way to celebrate 4/20 is with a dark room, a comfortable chair and a movie. End the night at City Cinemas with a screening of yet another stoner classic, The Big Lebowski. Should Walter’s talk of nihilists make you paranoid, use the opportunity to take a nap away from judgmental eyes of the public…or your roommate.