Lately, just reading a newspaper can seem like an act of masochism, so why not sport S&M gear at that next rally. And here’s your new go-to accessory: the “NOT MY PRESIDENT” harness by New York designer Zana Bayne. According to the “post-fetish leather” brand’s Instagram, they were made for Bayne’s team to wear to the Women’s March (even her mom sported one) and are now being sold to the general public. At $375 you might have to be the silver ballgown type to afford one (Bayne’s designs have appeared on Beyonce, Gaga, you name it) but rest assured 50 percent of proceeds go to Planned Parenthood, and they can be made in vegan PVC. You can snatch one up here.