A Circle Line boat looked like something closer to Cobra’s hydrofoil on Saturday Friday night as the annual CEG Cosplay Cruise departed from midtown, a stone’s throw from Comic Con. The fact that G.I. Joe is pretty much the only comic-book reference I’m capable of should tell you exactly why I didn’t dare board this three-hour booze cruise. Instead, I sent my avatar, photographer Daniel Leinweber, to brave seasickness and scope out the scene. I’m going to be doubly honest: deadmau5 is pretty much the only costume I recognize in our slideshow, but maybe you’ll have more luck when you click through. Rest assured, this cruise was mercifully free of Jack Sparrows.