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Now that you’veĀ relived the cringiest moments of theĀ ’80s via the roast of Rob Lowe, it’s time to have a good laugh at the ’90s. And what better way to do that than byĀ throwing a surf board in the back of yourĀ Porsche Speedster, directing it to Theatre 80, and seeingĀ 90210! The Musical!.Ā Oh, yes. TheĀ comedic duo thatĀ previouslyĀ created maniacal musical tributes toĀ Saved by the Bell,Ā Full House,Ā andĀ Showgirls (not to mention thatĀ Cats/Kardashians mash-up) are now roastingĀ Aaron Spelling’s demon spawn, the kids of Beverly Hills High School.

They promise toĀ addressĀ several questions that not even the WB’s awfulĀ reboot ofĀ 90210Ā could answer.

Can Brandon and Brenda be 90210 cool? Who would win the 1993 Sideburn Contest: Dylan McKay or Brandon Walsh?! Who dies at the Peach Pit?! Will Steve Sanders be eaten by a Sharknado?! Who has resting Brenda face?! IS ANDREA ZUCKERMAN POOR AS HELL?! Can Emily Valentine kick her crippling UE4A addiction in time to burn down the school?! Will Tori Spelling graduate?!

Really, the only question left is, When are these guys doing to do a Dawson’s CreekĀ musical parody?

90210THEMUSICAL_KELLY STEVEOkay, let’s not get ahead of ourselves.Ā Their current production features songs likeĀ “New Kids in Town,” “We Are Drama Zombies!,” “Ballad of the Kid Who Accidentally Shoots Himself,” and “Will Tori Spelling Graduate?” There’s even a musical tribute to the Peach Pit, which, to put it inĀ Saved by the BellĀ terms, was the Max ofĀ 90210.Ā 

If the drug freakout in theĀ SBTBĀ musical was any indicator, the highlight of the show will be “U4EA IS A REAL DRUG, REALLY,” a reference to the episode where everyone goes to anĀ “incredibly hip underground club”Ā and Emily spikes Brandon’s drink with a hallucinogen. Hey, if special K can make a musical comeback, why not U4EA?

Look at theĀ shot above to decide for yourself whetherĀ the cast members (most of whom have starred in Bob and Tobly McSmith’s previous musicals) make for aĀ convincing cuddle puddle.

“90210! The Musical” at Theatre 80 at 80 St. Marks Pl. starting Sept. 8; performances Thursday at 8pm and Fridays and Saturdays at 8pm; tickets $25.50-$35.50.