IMG_8460We came across this rather, um, unique poster on Houston Street yesterday, which might be interpreted as titillating or horrifying, given your sensibilities.

But if a “Hello Kitty Cleaning Service” priced at “$20.00 per hours” sounds like gainful employment for the neighborhood’s goth lolita set, its creator was light on the specifics. Perhaps for a reason?

So we decided to give Hillary a call to find out what kind of services she’s providing here. She explained to a disappointed reporter over the phone that she runs a fairly straightforward cleaning service. “It’s just independent,” she said.

“So do you actually dress up as Hello Kitty?” we wondered.

“No, no, no. I have a Hello Kitty bag [for supplies].”

Oh, well. We’ll stick to getting our jollies at the Maid Cafe.