(Photo: Daniel)

(Photo: Daniel)

Last time BangOn! hit Brooklyn, it brought giant fire-breathing replicas of Easter Island’s moai. This time, it’s all about short shorts. The next rave — at a secret warehouse location, as usual — aims to bring “a sea of taut buttocks wearing the shortest shorts in Brooklyn,” and to insure it, the organizers have announced that “prizes will be awarded to the man and the woman with the shortest shorts. Scissors will be available at the front door for last-minute short-shortening.”

It remains to be seen whether Nair will also be offered.

Aside from indecent exposure, there’ll also be a giant inflatable slip ‘n slide (these are the folks who brought an inflatable replica of the Titanic, after all), an open-pit BBQ, a sing-along piano lounge, and the usual silent disco, circus performers and body painting. Plus, pancakes at dawn. Oh, and DJs, natch. You can see the initial lineup and get tickets ($30) here.