Would you drop a hundo to see Woody Allen’s new movie?

Actually, Fading Gigolo is directed by John Turturro. But the Woodman — in a rare case of starring in a movie he hasn’t directed — plays a pimp who tricks Turturro out. The , April 13 at Crosby Street Hotel, is a benefit for the Classic Stage Company, the East Village theater where Turturro has been known to take the stage. The cost of admission ain’t cheap, but it’s still cheaper than watching Woody play clarinet.

If you’re still on Team Woody, you’ve got other options, too: Manhattan will be screening June 22 at the majestic United Palace Theatre in Washington Heights.