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How the Men at One Office Reassured Their Coworkers That ‘The Future Is Female’

(Photo: Claudia Matos)

(Photo: Claudia Matos)

Monica Singh, an employee of education and staffing company General Assembly, wasn’t expecting anything unusual when she went to work on Tuesday, one week after the distressing election of Donald Trump. But at the conclusion of her weekly team lunch, men around the room removed their sweatshirts and coats to reveal a heartwarming feminist surprise: Each was wearing an identical “The Future is Female” shirt.

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Michael Moore Hopes His Surprise Pro-Hillary Film Will Get ‘Tens of Thousands Out to Vote’

(Photo: Daniel Maurer)

(Photo: Daniel Maurer)

“Last night was—pardon my French—batshit crazy,” said Jon Vanco of IFC Center, referring to the surprise premiere of Michael Moore in Trumpland on Tuesday. “It was the most circusy, bizarre night on Sixth Avenue that I think we’ve ever had here.”

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Trump Calls Hillary a ‘Hell of a Good Woman’ in Surprise Film, Michael Moore in Trumpland

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Finally, the American public got an October surprise that didn’t involve forcible fondling or 400-pound hackers. Monday night, Michael Moore basically dropped some balloons on everyone by announcing that his new movie, Michael Moore in Trumpland, would be premiering Tuesday at IFC Center. Little was known about what promised to be the Beyoncé of agitprop cinema, but that didn’t stop hundreds of people from storming the theater like they had decided where to invade next.

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Katie Couric Made an ‘Oh, Hello on Broadway’ Cameo and There Were Trump Jokes Galore

IMG_5668When John Mulaney and Nick Kroll told Marc Maron who they wanted for “Oh, Hello on Broadway,” they mentioned that Alan Alda, Bernie Sanders, and Donald Trump’s doctor were on their wish list. After all, they’re rich man’s versions of Gil Faizon and George St. Geegland, the creepy, crusty Upper West Side roommates who rose to fame as characters on Kroll Show. Last night at the Lyceum Theatre, Donald’s doc failed to show up, but there were plenty of Trump jokes when Katie Couric made a surprise appearance.

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Yippie! There’s Gonna Be a 51-Foot Joint at the Presidential Debate

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When you tune into the first presidential debate next week, expect a few pot shots.

Longtime yippie leader Dana Beal intends to march with a 51-foot replica of a marijuana joint at Hofstra University in Long Island. He’s hoping it’ll get the attention of former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, who has thus far failed to respond to a letter that pot activists hand-delivered to her Brooklyn campaign office in June. In it, they called on the Democratic nominee to remove cannabis from a federal list of dangerous drugs should she win the White House in November.

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Hillary Clinton Holding (Victory?) Rally in Brooklyn During Tomorrow’s California Primary

via Wikimedia Commons

via Wikimedia Commons

With a solid lead and only a few contests left before the Democratic National Convention in Philadelphia next month, Hillary Clinton is this close to having the primaries all sewn up. Tomorrow night’s California primary could be the end of a long, drawn-out race that has brought us Bill Clinton and the Wailers, Bernie muppets, and many a Rosario cameo. In preparation for that very important moment/fulfillment of political destiny, Clinton will be holding a rally in Brooklyn that promises to be the most anxiety-ridden event in all the five boroughs. The event starts at 7 p.m. at the Duggal Greenhouse in the Brooklyn Navy Yard—the same spot where Clinton and Bernie Sanders debated in April—and is scheduled to last until about 10:30 p.m.: about 30 minutes before the California polls close.

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