(Photo: Daniel Maurer)

(Photo: Daniel Maurer)

On Saturday, a naked and bleeding woman was found semi-conscious between two parked cars on Bushwick’s Goodwin Place. She was taken to Brookdale Hospital, where she underwent surgery. [Bushwick Daily]

Near the Williamsburg intersection of Cook Street and Evergreen Avenue, a 26-year-old was choked and robbed of his phone and approximately $200. [Brooklyn Paper]

One of the six kittens found in a suitcase on Wythe Avenue last month was adopted by the police officer who helped rescue the litter. [Gothamist]

In the East Village, the producers of STOMP owe more than $2 million in legal fees to the Orpheum Theatre after attempting to break their contract with the venue. [NY Post]

A throwback diner called Hail Mary will open late this month at 68 Greenpoint Avenue. [DNA Info]

Step inside the Floasis, Dekalb Avenue’s fire dancing school. [NY Times]

Bushwick halal spot BK Jani earned a New York Times endorsement. [NYT]

According to OpenTable, The Smith in the East Village is one of the top hundred brunch spots in the U.S. [Refinery 29]