Head Trauma at Charleston; Winning Wiener at Smallest Penis Pageant

Around 1:30 a.m. yesterday, a 32-year-old man was taken to Bellevue Hospital after suffering a severe head trauma inside The Charleston in Williamsburg. [Gothamist] Police seek help finding the man in this Bushwick surveillance photo, accused of sexually assaulting a 36-year-old woman on a Starr Street sidewalk Friday night. [CBS NY] The East Village’s Excel Art and Framing Store will relocate a couple blocks north on Third Avenue in about a mont. [EV Grieve]
Just six weeks after opening, pasta joint Fasta has shuttered on Second Avenue. [EV Grieve] At 189 Avenue A, a brother and sister opened Harry & Ida’s Meat and Supply Company, named after their great-grandparents. [NY Times] Tomorrow at noon, comedian Aziz Ansari will promote his first book, Modern Romance, at Barnes & Noble Union Square.
Check out photos from the not-so-nude locals who participated in last week’s World Naked Bike Ride. [Gothamist] And meet the winner of this Saturday’s Smallest Penis in Brooklyn Pageant, held at Kings County in Bushwick. [Gothamist]