So this is creepy, but if you’re babysitting a child this coming Wednesday at noon, you can take them to the Sunshine Cinema to see Lars Von Trier’s Nymphonamiac: 1 for free. [Brokelyn]
A man attempting to rape a 51-year-old woman in Chinatown was, thankfully, stopped and arrested. [NY Post]
St. Marks Bookshop’s co-owner confirmed that they’ve been eyeing 136 E. 3rd St. [Jeremiah’s Vanishing New York]
More East Village real estate news: Sapporo East might be returning to its old address. [EV Grieve]
Citi Bike is having multi-million dollar money problems. [The Wall Street Journal]
A fancy Polish restaurant called Dzivpla opened in Williamsburg. [Brownstoner]
On April 3, Larry Gagosian will open a Lower East Side pop-up gallery. [NY Times]
Congratulations, D train! You’re the dirtiest train in our subway system! [Gothamist]
Boukies, the East Village Greek restaurant that’s been closed for “renovations,” will not re-open. [Bowery Boogie]
Monday the Music Hall of Williamsburg will host a show to coincide with the release of the record Bob Dylan In The 80s: Volume One. [WG News]
At a hearing this Tuesday, landmark status will be considered for the Tifereth Israel Town and Village Synagogue on 14th St. [EV Grieve]
This awesome woman from Brooklyn spent the entire half marathon taking selfies with hot guys #winning [Gothamist]