Screen Shot 2013-09-19 at 6.16.50 PMIf, every morning, the burning thought on your mind is, “If only I were filthy rich so I could support my obsession with designer clothing!” then we have got some topical news for you. Next Saturday, September 28, you can sate your extravagant sartorial tastes and leave your cash (or most of it) behind, because our friends at Hester Street Fair will host its fourth annual Stylist Tent Event and offer top-of-the-line garbs at “flea market” prices.

Turns out there are people in the world who are required to stock-pile gorgeous designer items and then to get rid of them (you know, like if you were Anne Hathaway in The Devil Wears Prada), and next weekend they want you to be the benefactor of all that crazy excess. This year, designer Mandy Coon headlines the event and she’ll keep the not-too-shabby company of labels like Prada, YSL and Proenza Schouler, just to list a few. Check out the full mouthwatering line-up of designers on Facebook and start mentally preparing yourself to look like a million bucks without having to possess remotely close to that much money (deals start at just 10 big ones).

But wait, there’s more: In addition to enjoying your high from that ludicrous retail therapy, you can break into joyful dance with DJ sets from Santos Party House, munch on snacks from Hester Street Fair’s usual tasty vendors (like newcomer Empaniñas) and – if you’re really on top of it and among the first 50 lucky bastards to arrive – receive a “special gift giveaway,” too.