Late-breaking news: Bedford + Bowery has learned that around 2pm today, a pack of unsuspecting pool-goers faced something possibly more vile than the infamous at McCarren Park Pool. Patrons of the Hamilton Fish Park Pool were evacuated after a small but explosive child vomited into the water.
The Lower East Side pool closed from 2pm to 4pm instead of its regular 3pm to 4pm interlude.
If you witnessed this incident and can tell us anything that would help us blow it completely out of proportion, please contact us immediately. We may or may not reward you with a $45 day pass to the vom-free(?) King & Grove pool if we beat the Daily News and DNA info to this blistering bombshell.