Screen Shot 2013-07-18 at 11.29.36 AMYou know things have gone topsy turvy when even realtors are pining after “old-school Williamsburg.” According to the broker, this 3-bedroom apartment is in a “creative, artsy, industrial building as you would expect to find in Williamsburg before the condo developments started moving in.”

Lisa Kanouse — keeping it real! Except, she’s also marketing a 1-bedroom in a luxury building for $4,295 a month. Oh.

But whatever: this “old-school Williamsburg apartment” has views of Manhattan, so, just like the days of yore, you can “stand at the water’s edge, gazing longingly at the bright lights of Manhattan, salivating,” as Jeffrey Steingarten put it.

And the building has “outside bike storage.” So, street signs?