Spend Your Life Savings to Grill on the Roof!

While house hunting today, we were delighted to discover that a $49,000 property had made its way onto luxury realtor Douglas Elliman’s website. $49,000? What a steal! Except the listing isn’t for an apartment — it’s for a “Cabana on the Roof” atop a complex on Attorney Street.

It’s unclear whether or not the pictured grill is included (or whether there’s a misting station), but this open-air tiled plot of indeterminate square footage will let you “sunbathe eat drink and relax on your own piece of roof Real Estate!” with such enthusiasm that you’ll forget to use commas.
Only residents of the Attorney Street building are eligible to buy the space, but it can still be yours in time for that July 4 cookout: there’s a listing for a two-bedroom apartment in the very same complex that’s a “Great Deal!!!” at $939,000.