(Photoshop trix: Nicole Disser)

(Photoshop trix: Nicole Disser)

Teens are running the show these days. Hell, even the Pope knows they’re “wealth” incarnateJaden Smith the 17-year-old, gender-bending style icon is rewriting men’s fashion; Tavi Gevinson, media mogul, Broadway bb, and feminist fashion critic, at 19, is old as shit; and untold numbers of internet celebrities/ Vine stars/YouTube divas exist just to make you feel so out of touch. So it’s no surprise that at least two local bands– TEEN and The Teen Age– are joining in the Adolescent Revolt. With both of them releasing new material, your addled, aging mind is bound to get them confused, so allow us to help out.

More →