In an effort to set a Guinness world record, Acme Smoked Fish teamed up with Zucker Bagels to assemble a giant bagel and lox at Acme’s Greenpoint headquarters on Friday afternoon. The sandwich, complete with plenty of onions, tomatoes, and capers, was predicted to weigh at least a few hundred pounds, and it did not disappoint– the final weight was a whopping 213.75 pounds. Talk about a lot of lox.
After all, what’s the holiday season without conspicuous consumption? Unless you’re in the business of being a total troll, then grabbing generic crap from J.Crew Wythe the day before is simply not an option. The least you can do to ease your capitalist guilt is patronize local businesses. Here’s how you can be nice (and not naughty) this holiday season.