The Yale Writers’ Conference is a rigorous program for “the committed writer” held on the Ivy League University’s leafy-gothic campus. Sounds somewhat terrifying, if intellectually stimulating. Now, however, you can experience the collective genii of the faculty without the hefty tuition fee. JoinEileen Pollack, Terence Hawkins, Teddy Wayne, and David Gorin for an evening of letters, in the markedly less intimidating environs of the KGB Bar. Creative writing is SO MUCH MORE CREATIVE when there is vodka.