(Photo: Edi Bähler for NY Mag /Copyright 2013 Edi Bähler)

(Photo: Edi Bähler for NY Mag /Copyright 2013 Edi Bähler)

As long as we can keep breathing for the next 40 hours or so– oh, and dodge any breakaway scaffolding flying overhead, and reject your roommate’s baked goods that are really just botulism bombs anyway– we’re gonna make it outta 2016, otherwise known as the stinkiest steaming cesspool of a year on record.

Everything is horrible, yes, it’s true– but some rather uplifting news has emerged from the unlikeliest of places, crime stats!

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