“Join us in the ______ for an awesome _______ !
laundromat, prison riot…speakeasy, bubble bath
Is the enticing invite from Strand Books, though they said they know you can do better than that if you come to their boozy Cards Against Humanity Party. With complementary Shmatlz beer, Sigmund’s pretzels, and the most inappropriate board game ever to hit the shelves of toy stores, chow can you go wrong? Plus entry is a $20 gift card to the store, which means really you’re gifting yourself a book and treating yourself to a night of nerdy fun. “Round up your wittiest, most hilarious friends—or even your most mediocre ones, to make you look smarter!” the bookstore suggests. Sounds like solid advice.