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(Photo: Scott Lynch)

From the looks of a photo that Scott Lynch added to B+B’s Flickr pool, the 7-Eleven on Bowery is now rocking the machine that keeps spare keys for you. This changes everything.

Yelp put together a “heat map” that shows how frequently certain words are mentioned in Yelp reviews. And guess what? There’s lots of mentions for the word “hipster” in the East Village and Williamsburg. We’re as shocked as you are. (Gothamist)

Greenpoint’s new Scandinavian beer mecca, Tørst, will open a 26-seat tasting menu restaurant called Luksus on July 16. (Eater)

Scary news from the LES: an MTA driver was punched in the face and robbed aboard a near-empty bus close to Houston and Columbia streets last night. (DNA info)

Improv Everywhere helped Greenpoint’s Black Rabbit Bar time travel back to the 1860s. (Improv Everywhere)

A new Chinatown bus service called STSC Transportation Services is offering nonstop service between Philly and NYC. (Metro)

Someone vandalized a row of Citi Bikes next to Tompkins Square park with a “glue-like substance.” Perhaps we should start calling it Sticki Bike? (EV Grieve)